At the bar one night, a man approached one of the ladies standing near the edge of the dance floor. "Would you like to dance?" he asked.

The girl didn't even look at him when she replied, "I don't like this song, and even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."

The man immediately said, "Oh, I'm sorry, but you must have misunderstood me. I said, 'You look fat in those pants.'"